S House!

Sean Connery House

In Picture: Eric Nicholson, Michael Orton, JT Vandenbree, Britta Paffett, Ryan Ehrlich, Laura Fleisch, Curt Rollison

Billy Lieberknecht

Hello. My name is Billy Lieberknecht. I am a Poli Sci / Psych major with a passion for deep thoughts and a hankerin for Cheez-its. I love HA-ing in the Muir Apartments because they are scrumtrulescent. I enjoy surfing, backpacking, fighting crime, and flying in my personal jet back and forth from school to the walnut factory I own and operate. Also, I am a liar.
If I had to list one thing, above all else, that I love to do, it is write bios about myself. Man o man, I must write six or sLeven a day.
Sometimes I wake up and before I can even brush my teeth I have cranked out a bio or two. I just look myself in the mirror and say...this is going to be a bio-licious day. If there is anything I like more than writing bios, it is Sean Connery. MMM mmm, Sean Connery...gotta like that! It's your classic former navy reject / carpenter turned 'sexiest man alive' story--not unlike my own, when you think about it, except instead of a carpenter I am an HA and instead of 'sexiest man alive' I can only hope the confused whirlwind of my life will settle in a moment of perfect clarity, leading me to know, beyond doubt or question, that I am to become the greatest PE teacher there has ever been. In conclusion, Muir College is a land of Fun and Opportunity!

Erika Faye Gottfredson

Because I’m a literature/writing major I decided to write my bio in the form of a poem, this poem was inspired partly by Bill Berkson’s “Ten Things on the Way to School Today”

      “Ten Things While Writing a Bio”

1. Author enjoys highlighting sentences she likes in The New Yorker in bed
2. Art and shoe stores are the root cause of her financial distress
3. She drinks way too many lattes than she ought to
4. She’s a recreational sleeper
5. She will save the world (probably)
6. BBC World News is her home page
7. Sean Connery should have his own update page on the BBC
8. Author doubts list, calls it boring
9. Author retracts bio
10. Fiji is under a military coup